I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

You obviously don't have my soul or you wouldn't be trying to make deals.

To write a poem you must have a streak of arrogance-- not in real life I hope. In real life try to be nice. It will save you a hell of a lot of trouble and give you more time to write.

Our individual lives cannot, generally, be works of art unless the social order is also.

Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.

Who decides what's in Windows? The customers who buy it.

For economist the real world is often a special case.

The more one knows, the luckier he is, for knowledge is the greatest gift in life.

We will never fully explain the world by appealing to something outside it that must simply be accepted on faith, be it an unexplained God or an unexplained set of mathematical laws.

Far above the golden clouds, the darkness vibrates. The earth is blue. And everything about it is a love song. Everything about it.

So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.