I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

When intent is rooted in pure love, you dreams will grown and manifest faster than you could ever imagine.

Enlightenment will be now the beginning, not the end. Beginning of a non-ending process in all dimensions of richness.

We are each the love of someone's life.

The truth doesn't only excist of what you see.

If the white man wants to hold on to it, let him do so; but the Negro, so far as he is able, should develop and carry out a program of his own.

Everything I do is completely original-I made it up when I was a kid.

The academic mind reflects infinity, and is full of light by the simple process of being shallow and standing still.

Heaven is where you'll be when you are okay right where you are.

Jesus Christ as only an example will crush you. You'll never be able to live up to it. But Jesus Christ as the Lamb will save you.

I admit, I was fascinated by Adolf Hitler. He was a pleasant boss and a fatherly friend.