I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Courage is act of faith.

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

What I saw there was my own death.

Those who object to human rights protection laws typically do so because they want to be above those laws.

I think love can save the world. When we love, we completely recognize the value of the other.

One must practice slowly, then more slowly, and finally slowly.

I'm a fastball hitter. It's no secret I'm looking for a fastball every pitch. I think it's one of the hardest things to do in sports-to hit a moving baseball.

I like the idea of a big caesura between the narratives, a space which readers can fill in with their own speculative history.

Do not ask me to be kind; just ask me to act as though I were.

Remember always that we are pattern-seeking primates who are especially adept at finding patterns with emotional meaning.