I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Being interested is more important than being interesting.

3. When he smiles at you, sometimes you feel like crying.

As you grow older, your whole life becomes very rich, multifaceted.

You are a little band of awareness and your awareness moves from one state of mind to another.

Do not say hypothesis, and even less theory: say way of thinking.

Ask the woman, she will tell you everything you need to know

I still love poetic imagery. I love the idea of using surrealist speak to generate lyrical content and I love the way English can be exciting in and of itself.

I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.

What a man hates, he takes seriously.

You can create art and beauty with a computer.