I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Above all we should not forget that government is an evil, a usurpation upon the private judgement and individual conscience of mankind.

It's about strengthening the relationship and the bond of parent to child.

We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.

The best leaders are those who break that mission down into the organization's constituent parts, so that everybody understands their role and how it all builds into the whole.

I love being a dad, and I'm good at it. Kids teach you about life, like how not to focus on yourself so much.

Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.

Opinion free brands simply will struggle to survive in the future - of that simple reason that we increasingly want to associate ourselves with opinionated and authentic brands.

Women in my world are respected as much as men.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

Love can never possess. Love is giving freedom to the other. Love is an unconditional gift, it is not a bargain.