I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

I lost a child, " she said, meeting Lusa's eyes directly. "I thought I wouldn't live through it. But you do. You learn to love the place somebody leaves behind for you.

Our decisions are the one thing we can control. Today’s the day to make those choices really count.

Tell me Cameron Ann Morgan, what do you want to be when you grow up?... Alive

I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we're losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

In retrospect it always seems to work out that you can look back on something that was a disaster and find some gems in there.

Those who govern must see how the people react to administration. Ultimately, the people are the final arbiters.

Today is all we have, tomorrow is a mirage that may never become reality.

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

What I like about the Order of the Garter is that there is no damned merit about it.