I live in Realville, and my problem is that I'm governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don't hold up.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Peace in my mind, Peace in my heart, Peace in my dreams And peace in my thoughts.

If you find what you do each day seems to have no link to any higher purpose, you probably want to rethink what you're doing.

When life hurts, have a date with your feelings.Breath and let the magic begin!

These days you're not just competing with the tedium, you're competing with the cellphone.

Americans know more about religion than almost any other topic.

I don't drink now, I'm too busy. It sucks.

The sun's sweet ray is hovering discovered.

The characteristic of the hour is that the commonplace mind, knowing itself to be commonplace, has the assurance to proclaim the rights of the commonplace and to impose them wherever it will.

I'm not a personality actress. I never have been. I have been a character actress.

Would we be so enamored with dystopian fiction if we lived in a culture where violent death was a major concern? It wouldn't be escapism.