I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

I want to live fast and die young.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Men always want to be a woman's first love, -women want to be a man's last romance.

If you enjoy peace now, remember it is out of the toils of those who were gone before you. The question is "will you leave peace behind you when you are gone"?

Now that I have made peace with the imperfections, I no longer look around for happiness. I found the eternal happiness that has always been there, somewhere within me!

Feeling of crying hard and expressing your deepest pain in the arms of your loved one is much deeper and worth experience than to have laugh and fun with your loved one.

If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to wear a mask. If you want to be honest then you have to live a lie.

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

Art is not so much talent as character… it's what you are, the qualities of the person.

...deficit consumption is, in effect, drawing down on the capital entitlements of future generations

Very little grows on jagged rock. Be ground. Be crumbled, so wildflowers will come up where you are.

An ignorant people is the blind instrument of its own destruction.