I live in a constant state of hyperbole.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

I went to a Katy Perry concert, and I experienced pure bliss for the first time in my life.

On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We dont celebrate Christmas in the traditional sense, in that we do not actually celebrate Christmas.

I remember the general anxiety of teenager, and I remember establishing some sort of appearance based on what my peers would think. And cliques, oh my God, the worst. The worst!

I actually got really interested in traveling to India after studying yoga. I have this wanderlust and don't like doing things without knowing about the history.

I am the middle child with an older and younger brother.

I mostly like to travel and volunteer because I get antsy if I stay in my comfort zone for too long.

New York, hands down. I don't want to be there in the winter, but even then it's an amazing place.

I love physical comedy. Comedy that comes from an emotional place is amazing too and lets me develop in a new way as an actor.

I travel light in general and I don't think I have ever had to check a bag.

We are past the end of things now, but I don't want to leave.

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

Once we turn, it’s new pretty, middle pretty, late pretty.” Shay dropped her arms, and her board stopped drifting. “Then dead pretty.

It was the Communists, it was the Mexicans, it was the government. And the only people who acknowledged their guilt weren't guilty at all.

I think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.

All Buddhas preach emptiness. Why? Because they wish to crush the concrete ideas of the students. If a student even clings to an idea of emptiness, he betrays all Buddhas.

...By allowing businesses to expense up to $75,000, it means somebody is more likely to buy a copying machine, or in this case, an architectural... fancy machine.

If you are not financially independent by the time you are forty or fifty, it doesn't mean that you are living in the wrong country or at the wrong time. It simply means that you have the wrong plan.

I don't want to be ordinary. I'm willing to do the work. I'm willing to suffer the indignities of comedy because I want to be great. I don't want to just be good. I want to be great.

Love your mother, she bore you. Love your father, he works for you.