I lived a life, a life of risks, risks I never took.

Sometimes to find the light switch you need to wander in the dark.

Some things must remain the same in order for the universe to flow properly. One pebble dashed out across the ocean leaves a lifetime of ripples. They call it the butterfly effect.

Today while the titular head of the family may still be the father everyone knows that he is little more than chairman at most of the entertainment committee.

We all need illusions. That's why we love movies.

I like to go somewhere where I learn something I didn't know before, like the Dry Tortugas between Florida and Cuba.

Those who cultivate moral confusion for profit should understand this: we will name their names and shame them as they deserve to be shamed.

I know of no one who would be a good High Commissioner of Palestine except God.

Foreign policy is conducted for the convenience and enjoyment of people in Washington.

I was reading emails from women who are alternately chuckling or outraged. One of them said, "Do you hate women? Would you just be honest?" No, folks, no! It's quite the opposite.

Sometimes I'll be playing along and find I'm missing the strings. I'll worry about it for days until I notice that the pick has worn down to half its size.

Government is a necessary evil