[I'll be the first one of the Smith to die.] I'll be shot - probably by one of the ex-Smiths.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I won't show weakness here, but, damn it, tears don't mean I'm frail and pathetic, only that I'm unhappy.

I had killed a man, for money and a woman. I didn't have the money and I didn't have the woman.

Anthony imagined a time before all that - a time when people sipped Earl Grey tea on a breeze cooled veranda and looked out upon endless countryside.

Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver.

Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient.

I'm not a great fan of green screen. It's not much fun for actors. It's great for directors and technical people and cameramen.

Stage actors look down on movie actors, movie actors look down on TV actors, and TV actors look down on... mass murderers.

Queequeg was a native of Kokovoko, an island far away to the West and South. It is not down in any map; true places never are.

Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control.