I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?

At one point in your life, you'll have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.

In the States, tennis is sixth or seventh on the totem pole as far as sports go.

You can get the true essence of New Yorkers by just hanging out in Central Park

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

If I can break one out of every three return games, I'm going to give myself a shot in a lot of matches.

Once you get to a certain level, anybody can beat anybody else on any given day.

I'm convinced being a tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world.

The key to the match might have been his serving. Maybe I should have concentrated harder on watching them go by me, I don't know.

I enjoy hitting tennis balls. I haven't lost any of the innocent parts of tennis. I just do it in front of less people.

I'm not going to go run and hide because I'm catching some heat. I'm not going to stay at home and pout.

Technology has not made humanity any wiser, it has only made us more dangerous.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

He who must travel happily must travel light.

We all have some taste or other, of too ancient a date to admit of our remembering it was an acquired one.

The better you hear a thing put, the more certain you are there's another view.

Short on money, long on hope

There were books everywhere in my house. Books were very present. I just loved books. I never understood reading as anything but a pleasurable activity from a very young age.

The state of marriage is one that requires more virtue and constancy than any other; it is a perpetual exercise in mortification.

Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.’ (Talon)

When I am talking to people who I feel don't like me or are mean, I get really shy, and I kind of curl up personality wise.