I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Body and spirit, I surrendered whole, To harsh Instructors- and received a soul.

Live your best sacred-life.

When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice. The Bible tells us, 'How good and pleasant it is when God's people live together in unity.'

We don't hear much from revolutionary feminists who are white because they're not serving the bourgeois agenda of the status quo.

a poet never feels useful.

You can choose to be a person who has resulted simply from what has happened, or from what you've chosen to be and do about what has happened.

I'm a hip-hop kind of guy, but to be honest with you, I could listen to R&B all day. Give me some slow jams, and I'm a happy person.

Death is the return to the beginning of the same life with the possibility of repeating it again.

A beach walk is for stretching your legs and your mind, for looking at life with newfound eyes.

Help, I have done it again I have been here many times before Hurt myself again today And the worst part is There's no-one else to blame.