I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Hope, Glory and Victory over All the Lives of Life, Religious Leader Petra Cecilia Maria HermansReligion of Blue CircleBabajiOctober 9, 2016

Sin has tarnished every area of life, and [Christ] wants to erase its stain everywhere.

We children of schizophrenics are the great secret keepers, the ones who don't want you to think that anything is wrong.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

Repentance is not something God demands of you before He will take you back and which He could let you off if He chose; it is simply a description of what going back is like.

I really think that's the key, part of the spiritual renewal that America needs to have, the notion that we really can have confidence in a better tomorrow.

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not?

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday!

Know thyself' was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, 'Be thyself' shall be written.