I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

My overall point is that 'one and dones' are not healthy for college basketball. I should not have made it personal to Kentucky and its players and I apologize.

There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought.

Greatness in the mat is achieved through training that make you push to survive.

The worldwide, agelong struggle between fascism and democracy will not stop when the fighting ends in Germany and Japan.

Sweet and glorious it is to die for our country.

I've always thought that less was a lot more.

Do not give little man big power and do not give big man little power!

[T]he yeoman's work in any science, and especially physics, is done by the experimentalist, who must keep the theoreticians honest.

Look at the reputation they gave him. [Giordano] Bruno without the pyre is a whiskey priest laying waste to the maids of Umbria.

I live on a ranch that's larger than Manhattan. That's a weird circumstance.