I'll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister. Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Grief is in two parts. The first is loss. The second is the remaking of life.

A winner has more skills than a loser, " Vor said, "no matter how you define the competition.

I want to thank everyone out there who has chosen not to drive after they have had something to drink.

I was nervous and confident at the same, nervous about going out there in front of all those people, with so much at stake, and confident that I was going to go out there and win.

The choice between starving and being eaten is an exotic one.

In real self-giving we are inspired. Whether they acknowledge us or not is not important.

the sins of children rise up in judgment against their parents.

Of the female black authors, I really like Morrison's early books a lot. But she's really become so much a clone of Faulkner. He did it better.

I've always liked Playboy; I think it's very tasteful.

I was just the perfect person to play the Mini-Me character.