I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

I don’t like to quote myself but unfortunately everybody I know who should be quoting me is dead.

Your inner critic is simply a part of you that needs more self-love.

Confident hope is the faith of existence.

The critic leaves at curtain fall To find, in starting to review it, He scarcely saw the play at all For starting to review it.

Hee that gets out of debt, growes rich.

Lil Wayne is a music god!!!!

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

More exists among human beings than can be answered by the simplistic question I'm hit with every day of my life: "Are you a man or a woman?

The first condition of humaneness is a little humility and a little diffidence about the correctness of one's conduct and a little receptiveness.

I'm not going out of my way looking for devils; but I wouldn't step out of my path to let one go by.

My logic's been drowned in a sea of emotion.