I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

Learn, because life is ahead of you. Live, because death is before you. Listen, because wisdom is all around you. Love, because God is inside of you.

We are saved by grace.

How she felt when he kissed her- like a tub of roses swimming in honey, cologne, nutmeg and blackberries.

After 30 years of television, I want to play more than I used to.

My strength is coming up with two outs in the last of the ninth.

Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material.

If you do your job properly you usually learn a lot from any role you do.

Dream, rather than let yourself be dreamt

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The ugly reality is that peer pressure reaches its greatest intensity at just the age when kids tend to be most insensitive and cruel.