I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

What is humanity? To feel pain at the sorrows of our neighbours, to feel humiliated at the humiliation of fellow-beings.

Apart from education, you need good health, and for that, you need to play sports.

People who don't know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have the decency to get themselves buried, and not waste time about it.

How hard it is to have the beautiful interdependence of marriage and yet be strong in oneself alone.

...the Federal Reserve has the capacity to operate in domestic money markets to maintain interest rates at a level consistent with our economic goals

Servant of God, well done! well hast thou fought The better fight, who single hast maintain'd Against revolted multitudes the cause of truth.

Insurrection is the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.

The reality is customers lie - not because they want to want to deceive you, but because they don't do a good job of predicting what they will do in the future.

See how these Christians love one another.