I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?

If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.

As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.

You must know what you need to do every day to carry out your mission

I believe in women helping each other feel good about themselves instead of trying to compete.

And I chose life and love and happiness and pain

Imagination is by definition, a complex system.

It is never worth while to make rents in a garment for the sake of mending them? Nor to create doubts in order to show how cleverly we can quiet them.

When someone at peace and free from hurry enters a room, that person has a calming effect on everyone present.

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

she was beautiful and seemingly quite intelligent, what with her pentameter search system. There wasn't a reason in the world not to find her appealing.

Why limit yourself to just one best friend?

I once dated a guy who was like, 'Holy sh--, I just made out with Harriet the Spy!' And that's messed up. Don't say that. I was 10, you're 30, it's just weird.