I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love. . .someone to hold on to. . . someone--

Why can't life always be lived under the stars, ' she said, 'with great music and family and friends?

What I feel is that if one has got to have a murder actually happening in one's house, one might as well enjoy it, if you know what I mean.

Have you no hope at all? And do you really live with the thought that when you die, you die, and nothing remains?" "Yes," I said.

It is good to have friends at court.

I don't start with an idea or concept in the sense that I flesh out an idea or concept and set it at the center of something.

I think it's fun playing a part that lots of other people have played, in a way.

In fact, I had previously helped train one of the FBI agents who searched my apartment.

It really is all about believing in yourself: 80 per cent mental, 20 per cent physical.

The revolution starts at the bottom.