I'll go, " he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

I'd always been quite wary of doing a romantic comedy. They all seem the same to me.

There are so many symptoms of this disease it's hard to know where to start to catalogue them, but just look at the effects on hydrology - on the way water moves around the planet.

The wise with hope support the pains of life.

It is a sure evidence of a good book if it pleases us more and more as we grow older.

I'm an equation that only she solves, these X's and Y's by other names called. My way of dividing is desperately flawed as I multiply the days without her" - Page 165

Direct selling provides an opportunity open to absolutely everyone, regardless of background, specialized skills or capital worth.

A great man scarcely knows how he dines, how he dresses; but without railing or precision, his living is natural and poetic.

You've got a bit of a temper, don't you?

I might sing a gospel song in Arabic or do something in Hebrew. I want to mix it up and do it differently than one might imagine.