I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

We all have the Wisdom to understand that sooner or later Life will end, but we don’t have the Willpower to Live before we die.

The first draft doesn't have to be perfect, but it does have to be written!

How one handles success or failure is determined by their early childhood.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Sometimes you just can't walk away from films you're offered, like the Dylan Thomas thing.

My intention is to make music that you can enjoy at all times.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

There is not a line in 'The Wealth of Nations' that is not still applicable to this day.

Shame brings no advantage in misfortunes, for silence (of the accused) is the ally of the speaker.

Being a producer and a star of the play was a lot more challenging and difficult than I ever anticipated, but so rewarding. I got to be involved with the writing, the casting.