I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Clear, unscalable, aheadRise the Mountains of Instead, From whose cold, cascading streamsNone may drink except in dreams.

On the occasions that he did look up from the page, he would seem as though he were awakening from a dream.

A word can change a mind. A sentence can change a life. A book can change the world.

We find what's in our own heads.

She leaned out of the window slow and sleepy, and the light came through her nightdress like sand through a sieve.

You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.

I have my own personal opinions, but they're just that.

All the arguments to prove man's superiority cannot shatter this hard fact: in suffering, the animals are our equals.

Dreaming about a thing in order to do it properly is right; but dreaming about it when we should be doing it is wrong.