I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.

Live life today and deal with tomorrow when it comes!

When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write 'I must not fart in class' 100 times. I left that school shortly afterwards.

Let me give up the need to know why things happen as they do. I will never know and constant wondering is constant suffering.

I write larger than life. It's what I do.

If the devil starts bringing up your past it's because he's running out of new material!

The same dynamics that promote performance also support learning and behavioral change.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

So much depends upon a blue car splattered with mud speeding down the road.

Some people will not understand what the love of Christ compels you to do; do it anyway.

I ended up as an American Studies Major but my real interest was architecture.

I want to help people to not feel alone, like I feel and have felt for so long. Everybody's just trying their best. I guess I'm like an anti-star.