I'll make my old clothes know who's master. I shall straightaway cashier the hunting-frock, and render my leather breeches incapable. My hair has been in training some time.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

the bleakest situations bring out the hospitality in all of us, but it's during the harshest we find out how strong we really are.

She looked over the colored boxes of smiling women holding plastic sticks. Why isn’t there a box showing a terrified teen?

Remember no matter how many candles you blow out this year there's one gal who will always think of you as young strong and handsome - your mother.

Let's borrow life preservers and jump over. I think we should do something spectacular. I feel that all our lives have been too restrained.

This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.

Be ahead of all farewells as if they were behind you, like the winter that is just departing.

But I don't even think you hear me at all Under your medieval ceiling behind your biblical wall

Cultivate a sweet temper and the sweet speech which is its natural consequence.

Love is all, it gives all, and it takes all.