I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Everyone is allowed to have their own boundaries. You just are. No matter how you dress, no matter what you say or anything, and I feel strongly about that.

I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And I was like, 'I do!' You believe your parents.

Know the history of the great ancestors.

Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess.

Discipline strengthens the mind so that it becomes impervious to the corroding influence of fear.

Every art and every faculty contemplates certain things as its principal objects.

One may ride upon a tiger's back but it is fatal to dismount.

Control your fate or somebody else will

Simplicity is the most deceitful mistress that ever betrayed man.

I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14.

Not in sorrow freely is never to open the bosom to the sweets of the sunshine.