I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

New Year's Eve always terrifies me.

Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but they hate paying them.

If Im healthy, that comes across on camera.

If one is to love oneself one must behave in ways that one can admire.

I was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and you know that they have come up with a new theory about how dinosaurs was wiped out? It was a midturn election.

That which seems to be wealth may in verity be only the gilded index of far reaching ruin

I now teach at American University and the University of Virginia

If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment.

Long ago the accusations had begun, And suddenly knew by whom it had been judged

Teaching is more than imparting knowledge, it is inspiring change.