I'll not! The gents are impressed with the way that I'm dressed. I wouldn't change even one spot.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Don't allow your mind to tell your heart what to do. The mind gives up easily

It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.

Death is the only pure, beautiful conclusion of a great passion.

Early One Morning takes time and, I mean, all things like that I felt were very important.

I don't believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no accidents.

There can be no healing without truth.

The spirit of dogmatic theology poisons anything it touches.

People like head trauma. They love knockouts. The crowd is silent, silent, silent... and then a knockout happens, and everyone goes native. There would be far fewer knockouts without the gloves.

The harpsichord was actually ideologically considered a very questionable instrument in that period, much like I think it's ideologically considered suspect today in some circles.

Anthology shows as a whole scare people. The networks can't quite get their heads around it.