I'll oil wells love you. I'll oil wells care. I'll oil wells need you. I want you oil wells dear.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Science is most definitely not a priesthood where people stand on a mountain and pass truths down to the waiting minions below.

People say you have expensive tastes.My Humble reply : I appreciate fine art, and fine art is not cheap.

It is deep winter with shivering cold air, but my heart is dancing with joy and spring flowers.

Whoever challenges freaks should noticethat in the method he does not mature into a beast.

The simple the process is, the smarter the system becomes.

Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you’re awake.

My view on issues is based on common sense, and my experience as a mother of four children, as a sole parent, and as a businesswoman running a fish and chip shop.

The only queen I ever dressed was Eva Perón.

A conquered nation is like a man with cancer: he can think of nothing else.

Ray Rice was beat up last year