I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

There's one country that can be trusted to understand the complexity of history, it's Nigeria.

Only those who can see the invisible, can do the impossible.

To foster the people's willing spirit is often as important as to possess the more concrete forms of power.

I have more memories than if I were a thousand years old.

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit.

I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure.

I've had such a great track record in making a huge profit when the movies are smaller.

I had three influential teachers. The first was Uta Hagen. The second two, Bobby Lewis and my late husband, Charles Kakatsakis, were both from the Actors Studio.

Truth crushed to earth will rise again.

If [Donald Trump] comes forward and if he does that, then, of course, there will be some engagement.