I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

A good reader has the power to move the world.

Awareness is the fuel that powers change

Never work with kids or animals.

Profit is a signal that valuable services are being rendered to people on a voluntary basis.

The muted color scheme allows the occasional brighter yellow or red to pop out on the wall in a show, which I like.

I can't wait to write a defense of the drone strike that takes out Julian Assange.

Never underestimate your own capacity to care.

Here I go, deep type flow, Jacques Cousteau could never get this low.

I feel really grateful to the people who encouraged me and helped me develop. Nobody can succeed on their own.

One sees more devils than vast hell can hold