I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.

You can also make your flaws work for you.

Life is to short to worry about everything.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy.

It's not difficult to sing in German; it's difficult to feel in German. This takes time. It's a culture.

And one thing we want during this war on terror is for people to feel like their life's moving on, that they're able to make a living and send their kids to college and put more money on the table.

I would rather do three or four small parts every year as opposed to some of the lower-hanging fruit that might get my name above the title.

I see you, Ben. I always have. You're in my pack." He pulled away. "What if being packmates isn't enough for me?

FAITH is the only agency through which the cosmic force of Infinite Intelligence can be harnessed and used by man.

Machinery may make for efficiency and a standardisation of life, but horse love is a bond of freemasonry which unites the entire race.