I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

He who is great judges himself and sets his own standards.

The progress of the world depends almost entirely upon education.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

Only a system of state-controlled schools can be free to teach whatever the welfare of the State may demand.

If you tilt the whole country sideways, Los Angeles is the place where everything loose will fall.

I love San Francisco. It would be a perfect place for a honeymoon.

Without prayer there is no inward peace.

I want to create a little chaos and make people's heads turn.

Talent? That's not talent. Talent is Liza Minnelli tap dancing and singing at the same time. What I just saw was devastation. Dying man on the cross. Salvation in B minor.