I'll seek a four leaved shamrock in all thy fairy dells, And if I find the charmed leaves, oh, how I'll weave my spells!

There's luck in odd numbers.

Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

The neck on which diamonds might have worthily sparkled, will look less tempting when the biting winter has hung icicles there for gems.

When once the itch of literature comes over a man, nothing can cure it but the scratching of a pen. But if you have not a pen, I suppose you must scratch any way you can.

A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping.

Better to be safe than sorry.

Reproof on her lip, but a smile in her eye.

There was a place in childhood that I remember well, And there a voice of sweetest tone bright fairy tales did tell.

Sure the shovel and tongs To each other belongs.

Often the experiences that challenge us the most are the ones that harbor the greatest gift.

Character, in the long run, is the decisive factor in the life of an individual and of nations alike.

It's hard to not worry, because trying not to worry reminds me that I should be worried

Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes.

All theory is against freedom of the will all experience for it.

Homesickness hits hardest in the middle of a crowd in a large, alien city.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

When you're a freelance director, you are hired to create the art, and it kind of stops there.

The reformer is one who with clarion voice will call the ministry back to it's knees.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.