I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

You must be careful not to deprive the poem of its wild origin.

Dialogue unplugs you from your own programming as you become more real

We've got a lot of potential on offense. But really potential doesn't mean much if you don't realize it.

Appreciation is the legal tender that all souls enjoy.

Most Americans would agree that Plowshares is a Theatre of the Absurd.

Standup is more me talking the entire time. There's definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back.

I have great energy and I have great tasks ahead of me.

The ... irrational fear of communism is being deliberately used in many quarters to blind us to our real problems.

There was interest from clubs in Italy and England, I believe. But I've never been attracted by the way they play in Italy. Staying in Spain was always my preference.

Racism is the dogma that one ethnic group is condemned by nature to congenital inferiority and another group is destined to congenital superiority.