I'll tell you, Quentin Tarantino really writes the most amazing dialogue.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

To have sinned and wake up the next day is truly a miracle, repent.

There are authors who write to communicate, there are authors who write to impress themselves.

Love is connection with others. Union with another human being or living thing. That's also Yoga.

I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.

An aged Christian, with the snow of time upon his head, may remind us that those points of earth are whitest which are nearest to heaven.

Every life is a dilemma that must be solved by the person living it.

You may forget with whom you laughed, but you will never forget with whom you wept.

We'd all like to be taken for what we'd like to be.

I'd rather have a lot of little donations than a couple big ones. That shows that people care and are giving what they can.

An immense percentage of snobs, I believe, is to be found in every rank of this mortal life.