I'll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

He couldn't stop staring at her cleavage...The vee in between beckoned him like a bee to nectar.

Gratitude is medicine for a heart devastated by tragedy.  If you can only be thankful for the blue sky, then do so.

The courage of very ordinary people is all that stands between us and the dark.

I wasn't one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded.

How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure!

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

It’s not what you do some of the time that counts, it’s what you do all of the time that counts.

There is no gift more great than love.

I follow nature as the surest guide, and resign myself with implicit obedience to her sacred ordinances.

We [photographers] have the tools and the power to create images - we should try to make them as truthful as possible.