I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

There was no plan for us. We are a misspelling being erased by Death in order for the story of total chaos to continue.

Life is simply too short to live it less perfectly than it could be lived.

Be yourself. The world worships the original.

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

Judgment is judgment, whether you're obese, or too skinny, or not athletic enough.

And if you think I won't say bulls**t to the President, I say move on, cause I'll say what's on my mind.

China protects the Chinese, America protects the Americans, I don't see why Europe should not protect the Europeans.

I'm a preservationist, I believe in preserving history intact, but I also enjoy the technological advances which have been made.

Another nice thing was that I would type out letters home for the admiral's stewards. They would then feed me the same food the admiral ate.

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.