I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

We have not given science too big a place in our education, but we have made a perilous mistake in giving it too great a preponderance in method in every other branch of study.

If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.

Emotions don't distract high performers.

Ironically, we often spend a great deal of time and effort trying to control our external conditions, while letting our internal reactions run wild.

Your ability to let go is part of the duty that you have.

I am partial to ladies if they are nice. I suppose it is my nature. I am not quite a gentleman but you would hardly notice it.

Develop a positive attitude. Think and picture how amazing you are going to be. Visualize it!

My husband is not a Christian but is a religious man, I think.

Artists are the gate keepers of truth. We are civilization’s radical voice.

In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.