I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

I spent too long worrying about what other people think.

The speed of transportation largely determined the speed of information.

The true joy and wonder of life can only be yours if you follow your own intuition aiming to achieve your bliss.

You can’t feel lonely if there’s no one else around.-Yamaguchi Kenji (Yamaken)

I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

Poetry teaches us how to live in a world in which none of us belongs.

God holds each of us by a string. When we sin, we cut the string. But God ties it up again, making a knot. Each time our wrongdoing cuts the string, God ties another knot drawing us up closer to Him.

I'm not sure that the current value of the NASDAQ is justified, but I'm not sure that it isn't.

Doing a straight-forward, clear-cut task that has a beginning and an end balances out the complexity-without-end that often vexes the rest of my life. Sacred simplicity.

A mother is a bank where I deposit all my worries and hurts