I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Patrick Henry did not say, 'Give me absolutely safety or give me death.' America is supposed to be about freedom.

I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.

Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.

Grandfather Space. The Mind is his Wife

No citizen enjoys genuine freedom of religious conviction until the state is indifferent to every form of religious outlook from Atheism to Zoroastrianism.

I always love watching those natural actors like Bill Cosby, Raven-Symone and Shia LaBeouf - just effortless actors.

L.A. I could live without.

If you wish to discern either the presence or absence of integrity, you need to ask only one question. What is missing? Has anything been left out?

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

What we really need, after all, is not to defend the Bible but to understand it.