I look for a director with a script he likes a lot, but I'm probably after the directors more than anything.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

i am anearthquake& dancemost heavilyupon all myfaults.

The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth.

I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.

We've always been a bit out of touch with reality.

Maybe the fear is that we are less than we think we are, when the actuality of it is that we are much much more.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

Who is that man over there? I don't know him. What is he doing? Is he a conspirator? Have you searched him? Give him till tomorrow to confess, then hang him! -- hang him!

I'm so motivated to collaborate with people and help them realize the kind of collective vision.

Go away, you give philosophy nothing to catch hold of.