I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis.

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

What is interesting about you today, would not create new memory tomorrow braze up and create that envisage memory that is glaring you within.

Be a FRIEND and stop worrying about having any

When someone wants to give you a “piece of their mind, ” ask them to give you “peace from their heart” instead.

Laurence felt a weird combination of shame and rage, as though he'd grown another new body part just in time to get punched in it.

I’m not sentimental about anything. Life flows by, and you flow with it or you don’t. Move on and move out.

The unrecorded past is none other than our old friend, the tree in the primeval forest which fell without being heard

Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.

Thus men will lie on their backs, talking about the fall of man, and never make an effort to get up.

It is incontestable that music induces in us a sense of the infinite and the contemplation of the invisible.

Famous-ness is awesomeness but some parts of famous-ness can be hard.