I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Worldly life (sansar) means to get tired and to rest.

In the strange anomaly of my existence, feelings with me had never been of the heart, and my passions always were of the mind.

We owe our strengths & weaknesses to constellations and genes - winning over our imbibed weaknesses result into maturity.

Books are the most mannerly of companions, accessible at all times, in all moods, frankly declaring the author's mind, without offense.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

You can't hammer tin into iron, no matter how hard you beat it, but that doesn't mean it's useless.

What the country needs is the annihilation of the enemy.

Like earth, awake, and warm, and bright With joy the spirit moves and burns; So up to thee! O Fount of Light! Our light returns.

Accept your life and what it brings, I know tomorrow you find better things.