I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Crystals amplify the consciousness.

If only we studied the stars as much as we study our own reflections.

Forget boys and read a good book. Or study. When you're twenty-five and ranking in the big bucks, men will be falling all over you're a successful professional woman.

I don't ever want to stop learning. And I really want to learn French fluently. It would be great to go and live in France.

DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.

The evasion of responsibility is the major cause of most peoples frustrations and defeats.

Innovations, which are the births of time.

The math of time is simple: you have less than you think and need more than you know.

One thing that's never gonna go, you know, go sour is good music.

...paranormal phenomena such as apports, prediction, telepathy, dowsing and the like can be explained by an extended physics as potentially real effects.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.