I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater.

A lake cannot remain stormy for a long time

I'm playing with fire, with something I don't understand.

Some donkeys have amazing luck.

How you choose to respond each moment to the movie of life determines how you see the next frame, and the next, and eventually how you feel when the movie ends.

In hindsight, I wish I had done more.

I hate all explanations; they who make them deceive either themselves or the other party,-generally both.

All Christian life is to be measured by Scripture; by every word thereof.

Neither idealists nor materialists are right; we must take both idea and expression.

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.