I look spooky but I’m really nice.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

I function because I am on drugs.

Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

Vengeance is sweet. Vengeance taken when the vengee isn't sure who the venger is, is sweeter still.

If we knew a person was going to die, we'd hold harder to the memories."Fire corrected him, in a whisper. "The good memories.

For their abuse of [the Black African] race, the whites will be cursed, unless they repent.

God sends you into a situation not so that He can show He is God; but rather for you to show who you are!

At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.

As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.

Anything you can imagine probably is doable, you just have to imagine it and work on it.

To hunger for use and to go unused is the worst hunger of all.

To the deficit commission, a depression is the solution to the problem, not a problem.

The information of the people at large can alone make them the safe as they are the sole depositary of our political and religious freedom.