I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other path, no other way, no day but today.

Live a fearless life.

Maybe success comes from simply following one's destiny.

Today, the general masses in this society are in this political-social condition that really encourages people to become rich and become a star and be unique.

As a young kid, I spent a lot of time exploring the world around me.

I like order. It allows me to have chaos in my head.

We are minor in everything but our passions.

The air of summer was sweeter than wine.

We can acquire as much knowledge as we would like with a few taps on our keyboard. That's extremely valuable, but wisdom comes again from some different dimension.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.