I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going with the firm belief that my real face is much better looking.

Various Horsemen are abroad, doing their various Apocalyptic things.

Premature burial works just fine as a cure for adolescence.

I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon.

Jesus, what a nuisance it was, being desperate to stay alive.

The two women looked at me as if I were the Messiah returning with their personal salvations sealed in separate envelopes.

The longer I observe the way people really act, the happier I am that I never pay attention to them.

For the powerful, crimes are those that others commit.

There's no way to know what's going to happen, Folly. But we'll blood well be on our feet when it does.

I wake up exhausted it's not morning. It's back to sleep to re-dream me. We're alone and we're happy. But there you are, angry with me

I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.

I lost in the second round of the French Open and had 10 days off. I went to the Hard Rock Cafe. It was exciting to be away from my parents, to stay in a hotel. Hotels at 17 meant freedom.

Elvis Presleys' first album had more energy and more enthusiam than any other album at the time - when it was released it just blew everything else out. It changed the whole landscape of music

I like to think Im a pretty good-natured guy and pretty civil and probably not ever truly guilty in any serious way of any legal infractions.

The minute you celebrate narcissism, which on one hand is very complex, it's very ridiculous. You have to love oneself with humor.

My pledge to myself is I will believe in my music, always. I stand behind everything I do. If I don't think it's amazing, how the hell is anyone else going to think it's amazing? But that's just me.

I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard.